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iBOOprofen Halloween prescription bottle ornament - an ASF Exclusive!

iBOOprofen Halloween prescription bottle ornament - an ASF Exclusive!

OUR EXCLUSIVE Halloween ornament is your prescription for seasonal decorating afflictions.

  • Diagnosis: Halloween Addiction

This prescription bottle ornament is full of faux orange and black pills and is perfect for your Halloween tree, car mirror, or just sitting on your desk at work to remind people that it is Halloween.

  • Side Effects: Sudden cackling, levitation, glowing eyes, talking to ravens.
  • Directions: Take one capsule at the stroke of midnight.
  • Refills: Authorized only by your local witch.
  • Warning: Do not take during exorcisms.
  • Keep out of reach of vampire bats and black cats.

This Ornament is for decorative purposes only and contains faux pills.

Regular price $29.00 USD
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